Haley Perz Art World!!!

☞ About Haley Perz!!!

Hi, I'm Haley Perz! (engaged to Rylan Berry — so if the last name eventually goes full Haley Berry, we are legally required to giggle lightly and move on.)

I am an artist, dreamer, doodler, tiny-sculpture-maker, digital button-clicker, and the inventor of the legendary stacked signature:

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  Y 5

(as a little kid she ran out of room on the paper — and history was made)

This homepage is a loving 1990s Netscape roast of a private draft. Childhood art is the star of draft #0. Modern work can wait in the future queue.

THIS HOMEPAGE IS TOTALLY RAD AND DEFINITELY NOT EMBARRASSING

✿ Childhood Gallery ✿

48 REAL PIECES from the vault — Cupcakezilla, Elsa, Daria, drawings, phone-cam masterpieces, BMPs from the dawn of time, and more!!!

Click a thumb to open the full image. Relative paths. No stock photos. No AI filler. Just Haley.

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Untitled #3 (BMP)
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Bird.bmp — early masterpiece
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CUPCAKEZILLA!!!
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Daria Drawing
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Elsa by Haley (May 2014)
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Phone cam art · Galaxy Sii Haley 001
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Phone cam art · Galaxy Sii Haley 002
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 001
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 002
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 003
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 004
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 005
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 006
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 007
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 008
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 009
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 010
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 011
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Phone cam art · Haley Galaxy Sii 012
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Haley 0014
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Haley 1st (BMP classic)
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Haley 2t (BMP sequel)
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Haley Drawing 10.8.09 (alt)
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Haley Drawing 10.8.09
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Haley I Think
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Childhood scan · Image1 1
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Childhood scan · Image1 2
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Childhood scan · Image1 3
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Childhood scan · Image1 4
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Childhood scan · Image1
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Childhood scan · Image2
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Childhood scan · Img 0001 3
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Childhood scan · Img 0007
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Childhood scan · Img 0029
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Childhood scan · Img 0051
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Childhood scan · Img 0052
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Childhood scan · Img 0054
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Childhood scan · Img 0062
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Childhood scan · Img 1314
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Childhood scan · Img 1316
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Childhood scan · Img 5499
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Childhood scan · Img 5526
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Childhood scan · Img 6993
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Childhood scan · Img 7344
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Childhood scan · Img 9475
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Childhood scan · Img 9509
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Unnamed (mystery gem)
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Optional / not childhood doodle: Mom Lori’s ministry book cover help (The Mordecai Mantle) lives quietly at assets/childhood/optional/ — labeled so we don’t mix it into the kid-art roast. Prefer childhood pieces for this gallery.

🐧 TuxPaint Corner 🐧

Before Procreate, there was Tux Paint — free software, stamp tool chaos, and pure childhood power. These 3 files survived the hard drive apocalypse:

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pixelated on purpose · please do not “enhance”

🚀 COMING SOON FROM THE FUTURE 🚀

THE BIG MURAL!!!
COMING SOON FROM THE FUTURE

HELLO BOBA
COMING SOON FROM THE FUTURE

MODERN WORK
COMING SOON FROM THE FUTURE

💼 Hire Me!!! 💼

🏆 My Awards & Achievements 🏆

• 1997 Internet Art Excellence Medal (self-awarded)
• Best Stacked Signature, Midwest Youth Calligraphy Chaos League
• Tux Paint Stamp Tool Virtuoso (lifetime)
• Most Likely To Make A Wall Cool Again
• Certified Totally Rad by the International Clip-Art Association
• First Place, Family Web Page Olympics (B0006 division)
• Honorary Webmistress of the Information Superhighway
• Engaged to Rylan Berry — judges gave extra points for the future “Haley Berry” gag

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🔗 Cool Links & Webring 🔗

Here are my favorite places on the web!!!

• GeoCities (probably archived)
• The Dancing Hamster
• Webring HQ
• Hello Boba (the tasty sibling — COMING SOON FROM THE FUTURE)
• Ancient Pathways (Mom Lori’s ministry lane)